FINAL LIST of WQAQ Superlatives!
In an effort not to clog your News & Twitter feeds, here’s the remainder of the 2011-2012 WQAQ Superlative Winners! Thanks to Tom and Gerry, and Scotty, for helping me with these earlier today!
This year at WQAQ has been so much fun, and I’ve had a blast getting to know our management and staff members. They’re the reason everyone was crying at our last staff meeting yesterday, the reason our events were so successful this year, and the reason there are never enough chairs in the station.
THAT BEING SAID:
Best Dancer: Scotty “Ballroom Princess” Wong
Worst Potential Transfer: Tom “SUNY” LoPresto
Best Facial Hair: Gerry “11 out of 10” D’Apollo
Best Dressed (Tie): Chelsea “Gladiators” Adamchak
& Ben “Green Jorts” Goodheart
Most Likely to Win in a Cage Match Against the FCC: Pete “Public File” Corkery
Most Dependable: Harry “Where’s Harry When Ya Need’am?” Needham
Most Likely to Become Funny One Day: Billy “No Heart” Vessio
Best Car: Kris “Soccer Dad” Giordano
Most Likely to Succeed in Having the Nicest Eyes: Kyle “Baby Blues” Murphy
Best Co-Manager: Matt “Listen on You, Smartphone” Solomon
Most Wonderful Human Being: Billy “Everything Works Out” Scully
Most Resilient: Jackie “The Man” Owens
Punniest: Adam “So Pooped” Russo
Least Narcoleptic Web Director: Greg “Grrrreg Raaaava” Rava
Most Likely to Win the Most: Ryan “Disco Sux” Walker
Cutest Couple: Gerry & Justin D’Apollo-Masse
(And don’t forget, Most Charismatic: Mike Calandro, Best Laugh: Kacie Lorna, and Most WQAQ Spirit: Reid Engwall.)
Thanks again, everyone. Hope you all have a wonderful summer. <3